Saturday, May 4, 2013

The Code

I fell off the face of the Earth for a few months. Living life as a reanimated corpse was and is a survival guide for me and for a while I forgot about the Code. I forgot to think like a zombie. I got hurt.
Now, I am a stronger Zombie than ever.

Rule #1

People are food, not friends. Do not try to befriend or love your food source, they will stab you in the head or blow out your brains the first chance they get. You are a reanimated corpse, why the hell wouldn't they?!

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