Zombie Thought of the Day

Even if the Zombie appears to be a handsome, sweet talking admirer just going in for a kiss he is still going to eat your heart out. Don't be a naive little girl, shoot that F*cker in the head!

Zombie Bird Feeder?

Found at Buy Zombie

I'm not convinced that this little piece of art would be a good choice for MY garden, but I thought it was awesome anyways. 

Proclamations of love, Zombie style.

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Zombie thought of the Day

My heart will not shut up! I wish a Zombie would eat it. 

Zombie Garden Gnomes

I'm in love with Garden Zombie Gnomes. I enjoy the regular ones as well but throw in a little Zombie and everything is just that much better! Dougfx makes some pretty killer ones (found here on etsy) that I would love to see sprout up in my garden.

Zombie thought of the Day

Every Zombie needs to saunter at their own pace. You may need to crawl over a few, eat a few hearts along the way but never forget your goal.... Brains!

A girl cannot have enough shoes

No Zombie girl is complete without her own stitched flesh shoes. I came across these a couple years ago on Etsy here. Instant love!

I have recently discovered that she has a new design. Not only can you get them in human flesh but now in zombie flesh. I think I am more in love with the green zombie one's below. They may not be in my price range but damn! They are worth every penny. 

The Code

I fell off the face of the Earth for a few months. Living life as a reanimated corpse was and is a survival guide for me and for a while I forgot about the Code. I forgot to think like a zombie. I got hurt.
Now, I am a stronger Zombie than ever.

Rule #1

People are food, not friends. Do not try to befriend or love your food source, they will stab you in the head or blow out your brains the first chance they get. You are a reanimated corpse, why the hell wouldn't they?!